Random Ramblings of a Windex Cat

So Windex Cat (I won't explain the story behind that, trust me it's better this way)

I live in Ohio, which is OK because I like corn. I have a degree in something that makes people go "WTF are you crazy?" the answer to that is "yes, yes I am and someday YOU WILL ALL RUE THE DAY YOU MOCKED ME!" </madscientest>. I have a cat we live in an apartment. I cut meat for a living and my boss thinks I'm a ninja. My favorite words are yaoi because it's all vowels and nurofibromitosis because it's fun to say.

The End
~ Allison called Ashley called Batman